（原文） Horrible bank. They give mortgages to sissies and sickos who break chairs because Marc Lowe’s music sucks. Their money smells like mentaiko. If you rub your eyes after handling Japanese Yen bills or coins distributed by this bank, you might get an infection, fish eye, or have a seizure of your assets by the Japanese Government, who, in cohorts with banks, try to repossess properties they never ever owned. ATMs are faulty and staff appear to have limited cognitive processes. Recommend you use Ponzi Bank instead. High returns guaranteed.
ATMコーナーだけだと消毒用アルコールなどが置いていない。
ATMは不特定多数の人が利用するのに…。
無駄に多い整列用リボンポールを置く位なら、消毒用アルコールの１個でも置いてはどうか？
盗難がどうとか言うなら、他の商店はどうしてるのでしょうか？考えましょう。
（原文）
Horrible bank. They give mortgages to sissies and sickos who break chairs because Marc Lowe’s music sucks. Their money smells like mentaiko. If you rub your eyes after handling Japanese Yen bills or coins distributed by this bank, you might get an infection, fish eye, or have a seizure of your assets by the Japanese Government, who, in cohorts with banks, try to repossess properties they never ever owned. ATMs are faulty and staff appear to have limited cognitive processes. Recommend you use Ponzi Bank instead. High returns guaranteed.